strangle your cat

the act of strangling and killing some good pussy (not literally)

“Hey girl, let me strangle your cat

by apricotes February 20, 2018

Red headed strangler

A red headed strangler is a scary guy with red clown hair on the sides yet bald on top. A red headed strangler has large hands and hangs out at laundry mats. Often seen with a creepy flashlight on a hat and lots of safety pins and keys.

Omg, babe! There's the red headed strangler! He is so scary!

by Seaweed the Rapper April 2, 2015

Stranglewank

The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.

David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.

by Janez June 6, 2009

Stranglesville

When a person or pet has pushed every button possible to get you angry enough that you would like to strangle them.

But instead of committing the actual crime of strangling someone or thing to death, you just threaten them with a trip to stranglesville.
But due to certain conditions or situations a trip to stranglesville may actually include a certain amount of strangulation.

Dude 1: Yo homie, I think my girl might be going behind my back!

Dude 2: Damn bro! If that's true I'd be taking her on a trip to stranglesville!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

pumpum stranglers

thongs that are too tight so they strangle your pumpum.

I accidentally wore pumpum stranglers to work the other day and i could NOT wait to get home to take them off!

by BlackPanther415 March 16, 2009

toad strangler

An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.

That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.

by Jim from Alabama January 6, 2009

Austin Strangler

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.

Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.

by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008