when a man places his thumb in his rectum, while he simultaneously shoves his pinky finger in his urethra.
by Berwin Drive October 18, 2008
Get the strolock mug.by Tim Kauffman October 30, 2008
Get the strolladex mug.A woman who accompanies a man to age-inappropriate events to assure parents that he is trying to recapture his inner child, not capture a child.
I really want to play with those goats, but if I don't bring my kid into this petting zoo, I better at least bring a stroller so no one calls the cops.
by PunditSquared September 30, 2016
Get the Stroller mug.Stroflex –
Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/
Proper Noun –
COO
Noun –
The action or state of stroflexing
Verb –
To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.
Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck
Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/
Proper Noun –
COO
Noun –
The action or state of stroflexing
Verb –
To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.
Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck
Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.
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* student eating on the couch in the hall*
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*
* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*
* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
by That funny person January 15, 2020
Get the Mrs .Strolle mug.A shopping cart. Since Mexican women rarely have a stroller, almost never drive, and have a dozen or so children, they often use shopping carts to wheel their kids around in.
After they are done with their chores, be it going to the welfare office, courthouse, or the supermarket, they Mexican women will abandon the shopping cart on the sidewalk around the corner from their house.
Some of these shopping carts, when left near public bus stops are turned on their sides and sat on by black people as they are waiting for the bus. These are known as a Nigger Bench.
After they are done with their chores, be it going to the welfare office, courthouse, or the supermarket, they Mexican women will abandon the shopping cart on the sidewalk around the corner from their house.
Some of these shopping carts, when left near public bus stops are turned on their sides and sat on by black people as they are waiting for the bus. These are known as a Nigger Bench.
"Why do those beaners leave shopping carts all over the place?"
"They cart their kids around in them, like a Mexican Stroller."
"They cart their kids around in them, like a Mexican Stroller."
by Frank Hotdog November 20, 2007
Get the Mexican Stroller mug.Person A: "Yaw, kid whatchoo do today?"
Person 2: "Nuttin' be just STrolLin' yo, you know pissin' on da Arch an shit."
Person 2: "Nuttin' be just STrolLin' yo, you know pissin' on da Arch an shit."
by mewXaq June 15, 2011
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