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The Stakeout Method

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you
Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.
by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015
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Strike-Out

Taking a hit from a joint, bowl, bong, bubbler, any device packed with weed then drink a beer then a shot without releasing the smoke from your lungs/mouth.
When i strike-out i get so fucked up i almost shit myself
by tookis April 5, 2010
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Stakeout

(v) To alter ones daily habits such that your physical location collides with the physical location of a person you wish to have sex with. See "The Stakeout Method" for more information
Person 1: "So how did you meet your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "I did the stakeout outside of her office everyday and casually walked in the same direction as her until she noticed me."
by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015
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St. Catharines Stakeout

When a taxi driver waits in the parking lot of a strip joint waiting for the drunk and high strippers to finish their shift. Upon exiting, the dancers are then offered a ride home in exchange for a hummer. (Common occurence in St.Catharines, a small town close to Niagara Falls Canada).

AKA: Cherry Picking, Shooting Fish in a Barrel
Dispatch: Jeff, we have a fair at the sixteen block of Grantham Plaza, over.

Jeff: Fuck off Doug! Im on a St. Catharines Stakeout right now.
by Joe Mio September 5, 2008
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Strikerost

The biggest joke on the Smolderthorn realm who actually makes Vipers look good. Also the only Night Elf Hunter in a Horde guild.
Guild Officer: Guild LFM H Ulduar.
Smolderthorn Realm: I hear strikerost is lfg.
by SmolderthornRealm June 26, 2009
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makeout stakeout

used to describe a very hot and intense makeout sess. a makeout stakeout may occur out at the club or in house.
eg. makeout stakeout on the washing machine in the dark.

how was your makeout stakeout last night?
by *8*8*8*8*8*8 May 2, 2010
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strike out on a bitch

To strike out on a bitch means to leave her ass like a sitting duck because you ain't trying to love her.
This bitch told me she loves me so I had to strike out on a bitch!
by BrokePimp December 11, 2017
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