A mythical beast which exists in each of us, which may be let out simply by wearing one's tracksuit/pyjama trousers in such a manner that the waistline is brought over the shoulders and the arms tucked in grasping the knees. This results in a two legged-monster-freak appearance with extra thick flanked legs, which may be further enhanced by tucking the feet into the ankles of the trousers thereby producing a donkey-leg appearance.
by Mr E November 18, 2004
Get the Stridle Hopper mug.A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
by yeestraddler January 29, 2010
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Straddle Piss is when a girl wants to experience peeing on the toilet like a guy, but doesn't want to pee everywhere-so she sits down straddling to toilet and pees. Remarkably the pee comes up extremely fast and forceful-Straddle Piss.
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One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.
"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"
by p_levo April 8, 2009
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