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marketing strategy

"We'll get them to buy our products using marketing strategy!"
by Jebediar January 20, 2007
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Woke business strategy

Business strategy that brands itself in some way, shape or form as resisting Trump and/or GOP policies.
Adidas and Gucci, though not necessarily by choice, have now adopted a type of woke business strategy, following companies like Dicks' Sporting Goods (who quit selling handguns in response to school shootings) and Nike (who featured controversial societal critic, Colin Kapernick.
by TheExpatreneur February 7, 2019
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door strategy

A technique that crazy Christian boys obsessed with NOT masturbating use to resist the temptation; they remove the doors from their bedrooms.
After my younger brother decided to follow Jesus, he used the door strategy to stop jerking off. Now I have to hear his Christian pop music all day long...
by supbro_4L May 29, 2010
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Exit Strategy

To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.
Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?

Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.

Brett: That's gross!
by Tobias Hawkins December 15, 2009
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A-strategy

When playing multiplayer Super Mario Bros. (for Wii) A-strategy is the act of pressing the A button when on the verge of dying, this so the other player can pop you out of the bubble when he/she is safe.

Not to be confused with A-panic which is the spontaneous act of prematurely pressing the A button when you obviously don't need to.
"Hmm, I'm falling to my death, let me perform the A-strategy so I can safely float in my bubble towards the other player who's actually making this horrible jump!"
by Lady Grinch May 16, 2010
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Drinking Strategy

A pre-planned outline of which beverages will be consumed at what times throughout the day, to be followed in order to avoid potential embarrassment/arrest caused by over-drunkenness.
I need to devise a drinking strategy for my corporate offsite so that I don't get my third strike.
by D4nim4l July 21, 2011
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Ferrari Strategy

Verb: To do something exceptionally stupid that results in adverse outcomes such as public backlash, financial reprocussions or some other massive copout, often with little to no logical reason or explaination as to why or how it happened.

Noun: The name for the collection of "strategic" decisions by a group of people referred to as Ferrari Strategists during a Formula 1 race. These decisions usually ruin the race for either one of or both of the Scuderia Ferrari drivers while benefitting every other team on the grid.
Ferrari pulled a Ferrari Strategy by ordering Charles Leclerc to pit, and then screamed at him to stay out as he was driving down the pit lane.

Aston Martin pull a Ferrari Strategy every time they let Lance Stroll get in the car. They should know by now that the car will need a full rebuild after every session when he gets behind the wheel.

Bloke 1 - Finally Ferrari are pitting Charles Leclerc off the medium compound.
Bloke 2 - But why are they now putting the hard tyres on? Theres only 15 laps left, He should be on softs!
Bloke 1 - They're pulling a Ferrari Strategy again. What the fuck are the Ferrari Strategists thinking?

Charles Leclerc was in prime position to win today but he got cucked by the Ferrari Strategy, as per, and so barely made the top 5.
by Sharl Luhclair October 1, 2023
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