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He flung himself onto the bed, leaning in for a passionate kiss. He dry humped me while ripping his shirt off. He then took mine off. I was now only in a bra, shorts, and panties. While we were dry humping I felt his dick get hard. He then unclasped my bra, rubbing my tits in a circular motion while kissing me. He pulled my shorts down and clasped my hand onto the side of the bed with handcuffs. He took the ice, and rubbed it along my inner thigh, sending shivers down my spine. He ripped off my panties and tied each of my legs to each side of the bed. My legs were spread open. I was soaked. He then ripped his shorts and boxers off and rubbed his hands on my clit. I moaned, bucking up my hips instantly, he slipped a few fingers inside. He then took his hands out, and I opened my mouth: "Let me suck you." I said, breathing heavily with need. He smiled, shoving his dick into my mouth. I began to suck. He let out a moan and started to thrust in my mouth. Cum squirted into my mouth. I licked it up, he then bent down and licked my clit back and forth. I shrieked He then stuck his tongue inside me, and I instantly had an orgasm. I cummed. He gave me a quick kiss, I tasted myself on his lips. He then shoved his 8" dick inside me. I moaned, hips bucking. He started to thrust, powerful thrusts. He hit my G-Spot and cummed all over him. He cummed at the exact same time and I felt our juices mix together.
He flung himself onto the bed, leaning in for a passionate kiss. He dry humped me while ripping his shirt off. He then took mine off. I was now only in a bra, shorts, and panties. While we were dry humping I felt his dick get hard. He then unclasped my bra, rubbing my tits in a circular motion while kissing me. He pulled my shorts down and clasped my hand onto the side of the bed with handcuffs. He took the ice, and rubbed it along my inner thigh, sending shivers down my spine. He ripped off my panties and tied each of my legs to each side of the bed. My legs were spread open. I was soaked. He then ripped his shorts and boxers off and rubbed his hands on my clit. I moaned, bucking up my hips instantly, he slipped a few fingers inside. He then took his hands out, and I opened my mouth: "Let me suck you." I said, breathing heavily with need. He smiled, shoving his dick into my mouth. I began to suck. He let out a moan and started to thrust in my mouth. Cum squirted into my mouth. I licked it up, he then bent down and licked my clit back and forth. I shrieked He then stuck his tongue inside me, and I instantly had an orgasm. I cummed. He gave me a quick kiss, I tasted myself on his lips. He then shoved his 8" dick inside me. I moaned, hips bucking. He started to thrust, powerful thrusts. He hit my G-Spot and cummed all over him. He cummed at the exact same time and I felt our juices mix together.
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