Store Manager

1. To be a company's complete bitch

2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at

3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.

1. The Store Managers worked off the clock on my 3 day weekend 'cause his boss didn't give me enough notice about having to go work at that other store and he already had my hours in for the week

2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...

3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works

by Matt89052 May 25, 2008

state store

in Pennsylvania, one of the "Wine and Spirits" stores, since all of these stores are state owned

In Pennsylvania, one must buy wine and booze at the state store and beer at a beer distributor due to the state's dumb laws banning grocery and convenience stores form selling alcoholic beverages.

by Erickh July 18, 2007

dime–store philosophy

Cheap, one-size-fits-all explanations about life. They consist of clichés, empty truisms and tautologies, and (often contradictory) platitudes.

Dime–stores were common in the early part of the 20th c. Every main street had such a store where you could buy tawdry, second-rate stuff for cheap prices. (Now they're Dollar stores, though these are not as common or a central fixture in every town.)

I run from the coffeehouse whenever that windbag shows up with his dime–store philosophy.

I'll take Crumb's cartoons over the banal musings of a dime-store philosopher any day.

by Applied Research February 11, 2009

the land of stories

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.

"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"

by siriuslylovely7 July 11, 2014

Pickle Storked

The feeling of being uncontrollably high. Everything around you is majestic and you're too happy to function. The feeling can only be achieved through massive intake of marijuana smoke. Not to be confused with "rackle knocked", pickle storked is a feeling of pure stonedom; It is not achievable when cross-faded.

Man, that was a massive blunt. I am pickle storked.

by stonedasagoat December 11, 2011

Browse Store Blog Discord

The new first words you see on Urban Dictionary. The last word is to stem from the fact that UD now has a Discord server.

Man, I'm bored.
(sees Browse Store Blog Discord)
Wait, UD has a Discord server now? Man, I am joining it right away.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2022

Stormelly

An amazing, beautiful girl. It's hard to describe her in words, she's just purely amazing and if you have her in your life you should be thankful. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

1:Who's that blonde you were talking to over there?
2:Oh, Stormelly. I met her a few years ago.
1:She sure seems amazing
2:Trust me she is

by hsuR June 29, 2011