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Block Stopper

The weapon to finally stop the cock block, similar to the Wingman, the Block Stopper is there to BLOCK the cock blocker...in essence u have a previously arranged argrement with someone u consider a "bro" to run interference on a potential cock blocker so you may continue your quest smoothly and unimpeded!
K-Man: Yo bro i need your help tonite, im trying to get with this chick but ive been cock blocked before, u wana come help me?

PMG: like a wingman?

K-Man: No, be my Block Stopper, you run interference on all those d-bags while i go in for the kill!
by The K-Man 929 March 25, 2010
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bog stopper

A shit so large in size that it temporarily blocks your toilet whilst also extending right out of the u-bend and above the surface of the toilet water. Can be facilitated by a bumty
OMFG oh my god. I went to use the lav and there was a giant bog stopper twirling out from the u-bend almost as if it was smoking a giant cigar made out of shit.
by T.Ruxpillious July 20, 2008
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Mall Stopper

The act of when walking through the mall, the person directly in front of you abruptly stops, looks around for perhaps a certain store, and then changes direction. This can sometimes cause a collision with the mall stopper or at the very least cause you, the victim, to stop short as well. These people rarely apologize.
"Last night I banged into a group of 4 mall stoppers and was nearly killed."

"I can't believe I got mall stopped today by a group of mall walkers."
by longlivesniglets March 7, 2009
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Cork Stopper

I had to get some Cork Stoppers because my flow was so heavey
by HaleyG January 27, 2009
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Train Stopper

someone who stops a train by jumping in front of it
John: did you hear what happened to Jackie she became a train stopper
Amy: what a train stopper
John: its someone who jumps in front of a train to end their life
by Prophetzghost June 24, 2019
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clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers
Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!
by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019
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Fucking stopper

The concrete thing that keeps you from driving over fat bitches walking on the sidewalk buying shoes at he strip mall.
Dude don’t pull past the fucking stopper or you'll kill that ho.
by Fun2bfun May 4, 2019
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