Stoolen

To make an object vanish and become otherwise unavailable by sticking it up your own or someone else's arse where it is likely to become contaminated by human stools samples.

"C-3PO got his phone stolen when he was in Brighton at the weekend"
"Oh, you mean stoolen. It's probably just on vibrate and stuck up someone's arse."

by dunkinnuts February 12, 2019

stoppener

What a Filipina housekeeper calls a drain plug, table feet, or anything that is made of rubber which is meant to prevent sliding or leakage.

Joe: "Hi Joleen can you please ensure the sink is cleaned properly."
Joleen: "Sorry sirrrrr, I cannot sirrr, there is no stoppener."

by synergie September 28, 2019

stooper

A person who poops in a stadium bathroom; a stadium pooper.

"Sorry it took so long to get the beers. This stooper took his sweet time since it's the first time the Twins are playing here."

by deangisele April 5, 2010

Stooperpoopier

Someone who, by defying the law's of creation, has become so stupid that they dumbfound everyone they meet. This new category of person is somehow even dumber than an original stooperpoop and therefore isn't granted full rights of a human.

You will always be Stooperpoopier than anyone in human history, Anya.

by TxNic June 21, 2011

bastar stoopey

a very funny but nonetheless stupid bastard

bastar stoopey, makin a bluddah show o me

by Aslan June 14, 2004

stoodent

A person lacking in every respect. Chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. Often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. Thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to class discussions, but often coming up short.

One of my stoodents told me he was "straight". I assured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.

by FUCK GOD November 21, 2004

stooped

Having hard and rough intercourse. If you are the recieving then you are getting "stooped". If you are the giver then you are doing the "stooping"

"You see that chick of there? Yea i stooped her"

by bonking wee wees April 19, 2010