Staten Island Stalefish

I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!

Good wholesome fun!!

Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!

by Catdaddy November 9, 2006

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

stalefish

To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.

She watched him put fireworks in his pants and she was stalefished.

by timmyjoeelzinga January 29, 2006

Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.

"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."

by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012

Stockfish

A chess engine that will beat the shit out of you and make you resign in the opening. The engine is also capable of finding the best move in 0.00069 seconds and play any chess game with 100 or 99.99% accuracy.

Stockfish: Whatever game you’re playing won’t work, you can’t defeat me
Hikaru: Though I know, but he can.
AlphaZero Omar Wa Mou Shindeiru
Stockfish: NANI!?!?!

by Amogusss June 21, 2022

dirty stockfish

the act of shoving fish into your cum socks and slapping your significant other with them during intercourse on a full moon near a lake.

INCEST POOL

"yo did you hear what i did to mia last night? I gave her a dirty stockfish"
"wait isn't she your sister?'

by anonymous CA May 23, 2023

stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.

"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"

by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009