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waffle stomp

1. To get the living shit beat out of you, especially by the Police.
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).
That stupid ass decided to fight with the Police; not only did he get tazed, but he got waffle stomped too!
by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007
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Armenian Waffle Stomp

When a guy stomps a girls head over the shower drain for her own sexual pleasure. Has nothing to do with the Waffle Stomp
Because Mykaela was a dirty masochist, she asked Josh to give her the Armenian Waffle Stomp. She had to go the hospital for head trauma.
by SUCCMYPEENSMONKSOMEGREEN May 28, 2018
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Waffle Stomp

Like a lil laur but you stop on it after.
Whoever took a shower last waffle stomped in here, it smells terrible!
by Omnath December 18, 2019
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Waffle Stomp

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY
Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.
by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. March 22, 2009
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louisana waffle stomp

Waffle stomping in louisana
by AppakKappa March 2, 2017
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Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.
That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.
by Loganno January 14, 2019
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Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain
After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.
by Sex_g August 27, 2020
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