waffle stomp 

1. To get the living shit beat out of you, especially by the Police.
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).

That stupid ass decided to fight with the Police; not only did he get tazed, but he got waffle stomped too!

waffle stomp by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007

Armenian Waffle Stomp

When a guy stomps a girls head over the shower drain for her own sexual pleasure. Has nothing to do with the Waffle Stomp

Because Mykaela was a dirty masochist, she asked Josh to give her the Armenian Waffle Stomp. She had to go the hospital for head trauma.

Armenian Waffle Stomp by SUCCMYPEENSMONKSOMEGREEN May 28, 2018

Waffle Stomp 

Like a lil laur but you stop on it after.

Whoever took a shower last waffle stomped in here, it smells terrible!

Waffle Stomp by Omnath December 18, 2019

Waffle Stomp 

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY

Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.

Waffle Stomp by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. March 22, 2009

louisana waffle stomp 

Waffle stomping in louisana

I just louisana waffle stomped

louisana waffle stomp by AppakKappa March 2, 2017

Belgian Waffle Stomp 

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.

That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.

Belgian Waffle Stomp by Loganno January 14, 2019

Waffle stomp 

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain

After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.

Waffle stomp by Sex_g August 27, 2020