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Stoney Crab

How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana
Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.
by BangerFlags August 19, 2020
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Bill Murray Story

Bill Murray is an acclamed comedic actor staring in many hit films including Ghostbusters, Groundhogs Day, and Caddyshack.

A Bill Murray story is when you create an outlandish (yet plausable) story that involves you witnessing Bill Murray doing something totally unusual; often followed by him walking up you and whispering, "No one will ever believe you" and walking away.
A Bill Murray Story-

My freshman year of college, I was hanging out with some friends playing Halo 2 in my dorm. Sure enough, I hear a strange meowing sound coming from outside my window. As I open the curtains and look out, there was Bill Murray, clinging to a branch about 10 feet in the air, meowing at a kitten stuck a little higher up the tree. He turned around and looked at me, and mouthed 'No one will ever believe you' before climbing out of sight.
by Dyyne February 25, 2009
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Do a Stoney

To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.
Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.
by Voice of Sport May 29, 2020
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Two Story Firefighter

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.
Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*
by Wantacow March 15, 2009
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toy Story

The most balanced movie of all time, and what made Pixar.
Loved by everyone, and puts Disney to shame.
by Biafra J August 14, 2004
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cool story brah

What a person uses when they do not give 1 single shit about whatever you said, or whatever someone else said.
Michael: bro my mom got an std and she's in the hospial
Douchebag: cool story brah
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Hussain Story

A story characterized by its anticlimactic nature. Something was going to happen, then it didn’t.
Person A: One time I was in a boat and I thought it was going to capsize, but then it didn’t.

Person B: That was such a Hussain story.
by IsaacBananaBottom February 12, 2021
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