Stextual harrassment

Verb.

Frequent sending of unwanted and unencouraged nude photographs or photos of bodyparts via mobile phone message.
The cause of this condition is unknown but it is aggressive and moves fast.

girl meets boy, gets his number.
2 hours later

girl sends photo of her cleavage with the words "tell me to stop anytime.." He is busy and doesn't see message.
10 minutes later
Boy checks phone and has 15 photo messages , the last photo is the girl naked and spread legged in front of the mirror. Boy also has 10 hysterical, abusive and apologetic text messages between photos and 3 new voicemail.
Boy saves photos then gets restraining order on crazy bitch though he wants to fist her.

girl is serious offender of stextual harrassment and is now an internet sensation.

by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

by Sextarded March 25, 2009

sextant

an astronomical object used to check the longitude at sea by measuring the altitudes of sun,moon,and stars.

In outings of astronomy class, that queer teacher took students on the ship and made them calculate distance between sea and sky by using sextant.

by purinsy October 18, 2008

Schrödinger's Text

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"

by ShepherdSaint November 6, 2017

Sexting

Sexting is something that young girls with low self-esteem do for attention. Phony "experts" and ugly feminists say that the kids are just exploring their sexuality, and sending out nudes and nasty porn all over school is "normal" and healthy". and is even more "normal" and "healthy" when young kids send the nudes to them. But in the end, the girls sexting are just hoes and thots with no self-respect that are desperate for attention and compliments.

Damn, look at Sally. She can barely tie her shoes, but is already sexting.

by oceancats September 30, 2020

Waluigi sexting

It is a form of sexting where the prefered moaning sound is Waluigi's "WAH" instead of something like "YEAH" .

Can be implemented in real life if that's your kink .

Waluigi sexting in action

Her : "WAH, WAH BABY, HARDER!"

*at climax* : "WAH, WAH, WAH WALUIGI! "

by Suyd October 9, 2019

Sexting

The act of poor judgment when using digital technology by sending an image, video or text message of an explicit (adult) or risque nature to another individual.

The class learned why Sexting is Stupid from the Institute for Responsible Online Cell-Phone Communication in school today.

by I.R.O.C.2 May 1, 2009