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Seatbelt Steeple

When you get an erection in the car, and, the damn seatbelt is in the way...
Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!
by SuperiorSteve64 November 8, 2019
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stample

The act of being trampled in a stampede.
During the fire drill, students and teachers panicked and many were stampled.
by atlintott December 10, 2009
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Stompled

A combination of stomped and trampled.

Usually the stomping will happen first, and then be followed up by a trample.

used for a particularly bad stomping or trampling involving human or mammalian feet, often in a shocked and excited manner .
Human: As I watched a group of five guys kicking the shit out of someone, my friend remarked to me: Damm, that dude was strait stompled!

Mammalian: Visual Example: Picture this:

When a Bull gore's a matador and then proceeded to stomp all over him. The Bull is so happy at his victory, the bull will look high in the air in ecstasy. Puffing and snorting, half slobbering at the time, the bull kicks one then the other of his powerful legs as he gets down to the business of his only job.

It's like a cat in the litter box, except that the cat is ten pounds and is kicking around sand. The Half-ton bull on the other hand, is trying to make the matador sand. Brutally kicking the helpless body with powerfull strikes as fast as he can.

That bull just stompled the matador!
by Hawaii FO February 18, 2011
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stimpleton

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.
More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.
by rowling August 22, 2006
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steeplejacking

The Reverend PAS got sued for steeplejacking Faith UCC
by fpre June 16, 2011
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steeple chase

the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to Family Matters and the first one to blow a wad on Karl Winslows face wins. Double points if Karl is yelling at Urkle while you skeet.
dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. I was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.
by ross mt pleasant July 28, 2008
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stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.
Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples
by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009
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