smammered

to plan to;or party so much and so hard that the best way to described how fucked up you want to/or are going to get,is to combine the words smashed and hammered together to form smammered

Dude I got smammered last night on cheap vodka and shit myself.

by Bill Leahy September 30, 2006

steinered

To be extremely tired; to have no energy left

I got very little sleep last night and now i'm so steinered!

by Triple Naitch September 15, 2003

shammered

Shammered: Originated from the use of a construction tool term, 'hammered', to describe excess alcohol in the body. 'Shit' from the origin of curse, is commonly used as an adjective to modify a noun in a positive, negative, derogative, or usually a useless sense. It sometimes can be used alone and still be considered a complete sentence as do other words of the curse origin. In this term the root word 'hammered' is being modified by the term 'shit'. Thus the adjective 'shit' is positively or negatively describing the state of hammered. This still does not define the 'shit hammered' experience as being a positive or a negative one. That is a personal decision. 'Shit hammered' has over time been shortend or slurred to end up being pronounced 'shammered'. Or something close.
"shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding"

"Damn I am shammered!"
"You are walking very shammerdly."
"That's the shammerdest thing I have ever seen"
"You should be shammered of yourself"
etc... you get the picture...

by mckenzie1 February 13, 2006

Steinered

To accidentally lure others into believing something monumental has just occurred, when in fact that which has occurred is quite routine or mundane. Named after Los Angeles Dodgers radio announcer Charley Steiner, who thinks every ball hit into the sky is a goddam grand slam.

“I thought that ball that Cody hit into the night was a sure goner, but when I saw the outfielder catch it in the shallow outfield, I realized I Steinered myself.”

by desiWHO June 2, 2019

Hammer slammered

The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.

Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.

This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.

Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.

Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night

by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012

Stemmed

Another way of saying someone is buzzed. Geeked almost.

"Why does John look so happy to be in school?"
"He's just stemmed."

by boyshoutsking August 17, 2011

Sammered

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca

My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite

by Scottrick July 13, 2006