secret steakpocket

For most men, this is the front of their underwear, right alongside their junk, which is most accessible when quickly shoplifting a steak.

I watched him grab the meaty, high-end filet mignon and speedily squirrel it away into his secret steakpocket where most folks were unlikely to notice its otherwise obvious, almost obscene bulge.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019

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hang a steak

Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.

I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.

by Johnny P. Daniels February 20, 2009

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trailer steak

A sausage made from beef, pork and/or veal, typically sliced.

Commonly referred to by those outside Appalachia as "bologna".

Growing up my favorite sandwich "aside from mayo on toast" was a trailer steak with a slice of cheese.

by Dapht June 15, 2009

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Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "

by Friday1337 March 14, 2017

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steak blumpkin

to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma

by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

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