3 sheets to the wind

To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)

When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.

by LilDog May 9, 2014

Skeet Burger

A man to skeet/cum between a womans ass cheeks and slap em together

"i bent that bitch over and made a skeet burger outta her ass"

by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009

Skeet Gipp

A man weighing 580lbs and 5 foot 2, he lives in the bayou and is married to a cow named bessy. He drives a power chair with a 500 hemi attached to it. The next Messiah and hates all illegal immigrants (wetties in particular). Loves to eat at a shack called Roscotts. Skeet can block bullets and tear people apart in seconds.

Skeet Gipp, Ya hes the next Messiah,

by Skeet-Gipp October 5, 2010

10 sheet

A 10 pound note, a term used by chavs

Ben: Yo, gimme some a ten bag of weed if I chuck you a 10 sheet geeze?
Rio : Yeah, sure bruv

by DeusVersion1 April 23, 2014

beef sheets

Over sized vaginal lips that hang outside of the body

"That chick had some major beef sheets"

by Nic1118 July 9, 2007

jeet n skeet

made popular by poundz- " i just want to jeet n skeet "

this means " i just want to fuck and go "

wallahi idek wag1 for the dunya anymore

wasteman - " yo wah you tryna do wit stacey ? "

real nigga - " broski i just wanna jeet n skeet "

wasteman - " bro thats my sister "

by clarted doni from SW December 15, 2019

cope, seethe, dilate

A combination of three popular internet insults.

Cope: denial of often harsh truths.

Seethe: to have lots of unexpressed anger; like a boiling kettle.

Dilate: the act of a transgender female individual inserting objects into their vaginas to keep them open.

(in an argument with an online internet individual)

"lol, just cope, seethe, dilate tranny"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022