shaved snatch

A clean pussy

KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?

Old man: I want a shaved snatch please

Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore

Female: wow!

by person876543 March 13, 2015

Stoved

To hit, slam, or smash into something or someone.

I went off the road and stoved into a tree.

by Chanic February 23, 2019

And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

Stevedave

An obscure character from the series of films directed by Kevin Smith. These films are Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Go get 'em, Stevedave!

by General Blumpkin February 24, 2004

Fukken saved

An exclamation that is said when you find something relevant to your interest and decide that it is of unprecedented importance to save it.

Anon1: CP dump!!!

Anon2: FUKKEN SAVED!

by MugenXS April 16, 2009

shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)

I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Niggerish Staredown

When a black guy stares someone down with a look of pure hatred on his face. This can often be seen performed by black athletes directed toward a referee that has just made a call against them. It is usually preceded by the "niggerish expression of disbelief," which is characterized by a tell tale throwing up of the hands and furrowing of the brow in an extremely confused and angry look, accompanied by the phrase "WHAT THE FUCK?" and, in extreme cases, followed by the athlete purposely falling over backwards and laying on his back dramatically for a few seconds to emphasize the point that he "don't know why the fuck that nigga flagged me son."

Yo, did you see that crucial niggerish staredown Plaxico Burress gave Eli Manning after he was wide open and the pass went to Shockey instead of him?

by j shap December 28, 2005