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Starter Bling 

1. Decorative elements used to enhance the appearance of an individual or vehicle, but which fall short of being the truly desirable, attention-getting, show-off elements the owners think they are.

2. Cheaper "knock-off" or lower-grade versions of trendy decorations or jewelry designed to show off wealth. Due to the inherent contradiction (cheap stuff to show off wealth?), a somewhat ridiculous expenditure of effort.
1. Lookit that guy thinkin' he's so cool - he's got 14" faux-chrome spinners on a 1995 Honda. That's just some poseur-ass STARTER BLING!

2. My 15-year-old niece wanted me to take her to the mall so she could get some STARTER BLING, so I bought her a bracelet with about 100 cubic zirconias on it.
Starter Bling by POP944 January 24, 2006
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starter-stash 

1. The sad, pathetic and always disgusting beginings of a moustache,
a starter-stash specifically refers to pubescent boys.
Tina: Hey check out that hunk!
Trixie: EW yeah right look at his starter-stash, looks like he got into a garden of pubes!
Tina: GAG, yur right.
starter-stash by luxla November 15, 2007

starter bro 

The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.
Friends don't let friends get knocked up by a starter bro.
starter bro by ShoNuff77 May 16, 2017

Starter Coin 

The gentleman's way to start the gentleman's game.
Why would we flip a tee several times to establish honors when we can flip a Starter Coin once?
Starter Coin by GolfCreature March 27, 2011

starter husband 

a first husband, married in youth and divorced not long after, esp. relationships without children
I just married my starter husband at 18 to get away from my family.
starter husband by Grrtie October 18, 2004

Starter Bowl 

The first bowl to begin a session of smoking marijuana. It is usually slightly less than a full bowl.
Steve: "This weed we picked up looks dank."

Guy 2: "Let me see the sack, I'll pack a litle starter bowl.
Starter Bowl by Shadows_420 May 31, 2009

starter dick

a small penis that is appreciated only for its purpose as a taper that will gradually and painlessly lead to bigger and better penises
My asshole didn't even bleed after that monster cock, last night, thanks to all those starter dicks.
starter dick by cerntflerps December 30, 2011