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stalker pivot 

The action preformed by a creepy guy, usually at a comic con, where he attempts to inject himself into your group but fails, quickly looking for an out, he will lock his eyes on the next next available group of girls and preform a stalker pivot.
"This guy came up to us and was acting like a complete creeper, we told him off and he preformed the creepiest stalker pivot I've ever seen and started following some other group of girls."
stalker pivot by dzuari February 26, 2015

Beane Stalked 

When you sleep with a persons EX "within a 24 hour period" after break up.
Dude when i said it was over and i went to the bar did not mean for you to beane stalk her.

You mind if i beane stalk her.

Hey bro you just beane stalked my girl.
Beane Stalked by Savman October 6, 2011

status stalker 

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

Stalker Pause 

The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
Stalker Pause by MickeyHess March 28, 2011

stalkerrazzi 

1.) someone who stalks someone and takes pictures of them.
2.) crazy person trying to get off taking pictures.
1.) I was arrested for being a stalkerrazzi.
2.) I was walking down the sidewalk when a stalkerazzi took pictures of me.
stalkerrazzi by Sarah Volden May 24, 2007

Nostalgia Stalker 

A person who continues to re-live their past by using social media sites like Facebook to find out what their old classmates and friends have been up to despite not having spoken to them since graduation.
Sally knew all about her ex best friend, Lacy because she had been her nostalgia stalker since they friended each other on Facebook.
Nostalgia Stalker by gdbrenan July 12, 2010