smash stains

Excessive sweating in armpit area due to playing excessive amounts of nintendo 64 smash bros.

I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains

by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008

Nigger Stains

stains left on ones Ngger stompers(see nigger stompers for definition) after stomping a nigger.

Bill: "Oh shit!"

Dave: "What happened?"

Bill: "well i got all kinds of nigger stains on my boots after i stomped that god damn nigger!"

by WhitePrideMotherFucker October 24, 2010

Love Stains

When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.

"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."

"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.

"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"

"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.

"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"

by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008

kaka stains

Tamil word for shit stains.

Hey this toilet has some bad kaka stains. Say what!

by awnesh February 24, 2005

November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.

"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."

by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009

helicopter stains

When a log shit is in the toilet and revolves like a helicopter propeller upon flushing, leaving a stain .

Keith took a huge shit and left helicopter stains in the bowl.

by Rich StaBone April 18, 2018

Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018