Starfissionary position

When two people lay on top of each other in a starfish formation to have sex and sort of just wiggle against eachother

Both of them ate so lazy the have sex in the starfissionary position

by Jayman108 February 21, 2021

freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.

by Thefza October 24, 2019

Destroy the Starfish

When you obliterate a butthole by penetration with a penis or other object.

"Hey bro, did you destroy the starfish last night?"

or

"I destroyed that starfish last night!"

by Skoozan August 12, 2016

Starfire

1. A female character from a American Japanese-styled anime/cartoon/TV Show/something other, who is the alien of the group. Literally. She is the gentle, nice, kind, happy-go-lucky, and 'I'll fuck you up if you mess with me or my friends' type of girl. She also has an older sister named Blackfire, her polar opposite.

2. A song made by 'Dragonforce' (Well-known for the hardest song of Guitar Hero 3, 'Through the Fire and Flames'), titled Starfire. Coincidently, they also released a song named Blackfire. If you don't get the irony yet, re-read description 1.

3. A U.S. Air Force jet fighter, AKA 'F-94 Starfire'. It was retired in 1960 after only 10 years of active service.

4. A wide-area Differential GPS system developed by John Deere's Precision Farming group, released in 1994. The StarFire navigation system was known for its innovative way of improved accuracy and efficiency.

5. The name of a vehicle made by Oldsmobile , which was sold for 20 years, with constantly changing models, until the year 1980.

1:
Starfire: This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful!
One character: Uh, Starfire?
Other character: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more? ^_^
~ Teen Titans Animated Series

2: "Burning Star Fire, shining for the lives of all men, who stand by your side, when the night falls..."
~ British power metal Band, DragonForce

3: "Wow, for 10 years of 'ACTIVE' service, the Starfire wasn't active much."

4: John Deere's StarFire GPS System was certainly a part of why GPS's are so accurate now-a-days. It proved that GPS's could actually be more accurate, though everyone thought they couldn't be.

5: My Oldsmobile StarFire actually broke down. Such a shame, the thing looked like it came from 2010 and landed in the dealership when I bought it. It was one expensive little sucker though.

by Someone with too much dam time October 14, 2008

pink starfish

1) a healthy anus
2) asshole that is safe to fuck; will not put you at risk for poop-cock

I strained on the can, but my pink starfish merely winked at the mirrored pool below

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

albino starfish

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

by freddythegeek September 9, 2010

porn starfish

The porn star alter ego of Patrick star from spongebob. Known for his cheesy 1970's porn mustache and enormous bulge. Quite possibly one of the greatest most disturbing images one can see.

To imagine the porn starfish just think of Ron Jeremy as a starfish. You'll get the picture.

by Sir shitzalot September 14, 2013