redrum stabby

(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.

Angelina covered up last night's redrum stabby with the old "that time of the month" excuse.

by suspicious package February 05, 2007

long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

by Quizmaster 85 May 02, 2011

stabby rip stab stab

A term used to mock an emo kid. It is often spoken in jest with wild flailing motions of your right hand across your left wrist to symbolize the self-injury that is associated with emos.

The term "stabby rip stab stab" was first used in "The Emo Song," written by Adam and Andrew.

After listening to that sad song, I was, like, "stabby rip stab stab."

by Citizen_14 January 06, 2007

Stabby Eye's

The guy from the ceilidh

uh there is no example stabby eye's is just creepy

by :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D June 12, 2011

Stabby Rong

A Stabby Rong is when an interracial couple engage in a hand job under a table in a restaurant.

Hey dude, that lady over there is totally giving that guy a Stabby Rong under that table.

by taintlicker2000 January 23, 2014

stabby hj

A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action

Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj

by sydneyfife January 20, 2016

Stabbi

A Counter-Strike term that is a portmanteau of two Danish professional players Martin "stavn" Lund and Jakob "jabbi" Nygaard, who had a contractual dispute with their former organization HEROIC before switching to Astralis, betraying their in-game leader Casper "cadiaN" Moller in the process. Variations include "backstabn", "stabbi", "backstabbi".

Can be used to describe either or both players.

"Man, did you see the news today? Astralis finally kicked blameF and dev1ce took over as IGL!
Nah, I'm still not a fan, not with stabbi on that roster."

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel April 29, 2024