Cool-sucking 

The cool yet sucky feeling you get when you've made a wonderful connection with someone special, with the minor detail of them being in a different time zone.

Boy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too.
Both: This is cool.
Boy: I live in Miami.
Girl: I live in San Francisco.
Both: This sucks.
Eavesdropper: They are totally cool-sucking.

Cool-sucking by Lovely Butterflies November 3, 2011

Sucking plank 

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.

Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.

Sucking plank by nbro February 19, 2009

national dick sucking day iii 

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

national dick sucking day iii by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

cock sucking bastard fucker 

A synonym for my boss.

That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.

cock sucking bastard fucker by Tom J H September 6, 2006

Cock Sucking son of a bitch

George W. Bush ....../and his Father

That cock sucking son of a bitch got raped in the bathroom.

Cock Sucking son of a bitch by George Nigger Bush August 11, 2006

national cock sucking day 

on the 9th of September is the national cock sucking day.

GIVE THAT BOY SOME HEAD BITCH (national cock sucking day)

national cock sucking day by catfishhhhh October 15, 2008

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet by Sqrxz July 6, 2015