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sittersauce

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.
Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...
by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011
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professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.
Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
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scutters

An Irish word meaning liquid excriment. Runny poo (Diarrhoea)
i went to fucken kabab last night and this morning i had the scutters like good thing. Me ring is humming , ye know what i mean Anto man
by Grant Kirwan May 5, 2004
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skitters

The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.

--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?

A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!

It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
I 'et too menny peaches and now I've got teh skitters!
by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005
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spitters are quitters

1. upon the deposit of a load in one's mouth, this term refers to those that spit it out rather than complete the job properly
You can tell by looking at that group of girls that they don't swallow-- spitters are quitters.
by JosephD September 1, 2006
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squatter's rights

when you "own" an unoccupied area. this can be applied when you throw your coat down on a chair or when you ask someone to watch your stuff/ save your spot in line.
"can you save my seat?"
"nah man it's up for fair game"
"c'mon...squatter's rights"
by malabrianna December 9, 2013
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rail splitters

women's pants (or underpants) that are so tight, they cause the same effect as "camel toe" (vagina lips are visually split apart through the fabric)
"She has some serious rail splitters on today"
by HSW1987 May 20, 2010
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