squished rat

when you press your exposed dick against glass and or a window and it gives the appearance of a hairless rat squished against a window

jon was walking past a mcdonalds ran up to the window and showed the people inside his squished rat

by allergy August 5, 2006

squashment

to do away with or put an end to.

Rubicon_Cube: "My friend, in the struggle for revolution and the squashment of racism, there will not be..."

Jaxmeov: "'Squashment?' Is that even a word?!? And to think I almost missed that one today! Don't be surprised to see this one featured on urbandictionary.com really soon. No worries though, Cuber, I will try to give you the proper credit...I may be a lot of things, but a plagiarist is not one of them."

by Jaxmeov September 19, 2009

squishing twinkies

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014

Squishbeans

The squishy, bean-like toe-pads that conceal a cat's claws. they can come in many different colours from pink to brown to grey to almost black and everything in between. squeezing the squishbean of a cat using one finger on the squishbean and one on the back of the toe will trigger the release mechanism for the claw to emerge. do this only with a safe, tame and patient cat and only do it once for minimal eye-clawing results.

Bob's cat has really small squishbeans, but large claws.

by Cat fanatic October 18, 2018

Fun Squisher

Someone or something who takes the joy away from an activity or an experience.

Paul is such a fun squisher.

John cancelled last minute again, what a fun squisher.

by berlin1234 October 28, 2019

Squishinator

The perfect cuddler... the ability to cuddle without smuthering or making the partner want to leave... a leave of extreme comfort....

My boyfriend is the perfect squishinator in the bed

by iiCe July 21, 2008

squirteen

phenominal special group of adult, legal-age women 18 &19 years of old that have the gift and talent and ability to externally ejaculate when they orgasam effectively spraying everything and / or everyone in the path of their forceful, mini-firehose / garden-sprinkler type cum-shower thank you ladies ! (-:

WOW !!! I must be DICKMAN 'cause I just made my woman cum so hard she blasted squirt accross the room and short-circuted the stereo on the dresser, soaked all the bed linen and I guess gave ME a facial ! OH YEAH ! i'm lovin' it ! that's gotta be the nastiest, most extraodinary spectacularly best experience EVER! (DAMN I'M GOOD ! ) little did I know what she meant when I asked her her age and she replied " I'm SQUIRTEEN" what was in store thank you to all you freaks

by grzly aka norcalbevreter July 20, 2011