squishcake

term of endearment used for someone who is extremely soft and huggable. you just wanna squish 'em when you see 'em. squishcakes are usually sweet, cozy, and loving. <4

dang, he really is one squishcake!

by n3b3 November 5, 2018

squishmallows

the best therapist I've ever had 10/10 would recommend, they come in all shapes and sizes, are very diverse, and very good listeners

squishmallows are soft round (usually) flammable creatures, they usually should not be watered or fed as they are very low maintenance

by Viacant.talk December 10, 2022

Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

by Pokes23233 April 4, 2017

Squishybananapeel

Roblox user more commonly referred to as just, Squishy. Squishy plays many games on roblox with fellow users Rimuladis and DurlyDuckie. Squishy's real name is Allyn Isabel.

Did you see Squishybananapeel in Arsenal yesterday?
Squishy is so good at parkour ;).

by SkylarPTR August 30, 2021

Squishmallow

The best things ever. A little plushie toy ♡︎A stress reliever that won't scream unlike your little cousin.

Timmothy has 580000 squishmallows

by HiImmentalyill December 6, 2022

Laslow the Squishmallow

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.

hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.

by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022