Squirtage

Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.

Dude, this Cinnamon Life is so delicious I think I just released some squirtage.

by Stifely July 18, 2012

squishner

(Verb) What happens when you marry into the wrong family. Kind of like Carlo in the Godfather.

"What happened to that guy that married the mafia boss's daughter? I haven't seen him for months."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."

by Squishner May 24, 2018

Squashayed

When a squash gets squashed.

Kevin was in the kitchen squashing up a squash. It became squashayed.

by TMT214 November 12, 2018

Squishies

The plural of the word Squishy.

There were so many squishies in the toy aisle at Micheals, I couldn't choose between them!

by Eagle'sTalon February 14, 2021

Chocolate Squishee

When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.

"I totally gave this chick a Chocolate Squishee last night."

by wordsmith11 May 30, 2008

squishface

The hilariouse sedistick alcohol drinking marshmellows from sealab 2021

shuffle taple taple fart shuff taple taple fart

by felipe lobon September 21, 2004

dickie squishie

When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont cum first) to check for a pulse and respirations

Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs...by the time all was said and done it wasn't worth the effort!

by Rosie November 16, 2003