This generally starts with a stomach ache or stomach cramps and then turns into runny, stinky brown or green pee-like substance spraying out of your rectum, runny stool, diarrhea.
Dude, I don't know what they put in those burritos last night, but I had the worst case of the squirty butts this morning.
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A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).
Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.
Mother: You've got what?
Kid: You know... SPP.
Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
Mother: You've got what?
Kid: You know... SPP.
Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
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Get the Squirty Penguin Poops mug.a form of explosive diarrhea. Can be caused by anything but has the same symptoms and consequences as normal diarrhea
Man, that asian food gave me the worst squirty dumplings I have ever had.
I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings
I told John not to eat that food but he wouldn't listen, and now he has squirty dumplings
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Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.
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Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.
#freesquirtycream
Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks
Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks
Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
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I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.
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