Squid

Slang. An alternative to the word quid (meaning the British Pound)

Lend me a squid

by Stuie999 October 19, 2008

squid

In surfing or skateboarding, an inexperienced person, a newbie, a beginner.

That squid can't even ollie.

by pseudonym2373 October 25, 2008

Squide

When a person shits and pisses at the same time.

Person A: Dude what the f**k was that?!
Person B: Just a squide.

by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009

squid

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.

"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"

by nure99 September 21, 2014

Squid

n. Term often used in street motorcycling for a rider (usually a young rider on a sportbike)who can't handle the bike he just purchased due to a lack of ability, and/or common sense and/or respect for the power of the bike.

"That friggin' squid tried pulling a wheelie and ate his damn ride right in front of his friends, now he's in the ER!!"

by Andy27 May 28, 2007

Squid

(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.

I ate Mexican food last night, and when I was at swim practice this morning I squid in the pool.

by UIC123 November 25, 2009

squid

a person who just lets the current of life take him wherever hes going ; a lazy ass

"what are you doing today?" squiddin mayne

or

dude grab me a beer.
"no"
"fuckin squid"

by kevin from boston September 28, 2009