Squidward

The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.

Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.

by Nick September 20, 2003

Squidbillies

Products of incest

“Damn you squidbillies!” - Craig Krusen and B. Zielks

by Noel Miller February 23, 2019

Squidward

A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

squidbibble

when a girl gets horny, and wet while sitting down with no panties on, then as she stands up the wetness has been deposited on the seat, the moisture she leaves behind is a squidbibble.

After sitting and rubbing up next to me on a leather couch, this girl gets up and leaves a squidbibble on the cushion

by northtron November 2, 2010

Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

Squidward Cullen

Edward Cullen meets Squidward from Spongebob. Good term to use if you are a Twilighter who does not take yourself too seriously, or, better yet, one who absolutely detests Stephenie Meyer and finds Edward to be somewhat, well, squid-faced.

Psh, yeah, would you shut up about Squidward Cullen or whoever it is you're obsessed with these days?

by that one odd hottie July 1, 2008

squidward lookin ass

A guy that looks like he put a dick on his face and he ugly af

U lil squidward lookin ass

by my dick in your mouth bitch November 28, 2018