squeegie

A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.

"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."

by Sesame Sticks May 17, 2006

Squeezie

A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.

All the bitch's are addicted to Squeezie; no lie.

by Squeezie Them Boobies March 1, 2009

Squeekers

A woman who attends rennaissance faires such as Middlefaire, and giggles insanely at chainmail catepillars while turning bright red from the sun.
Identified by her high pitched squeaking laugh.

Why is that so funny? you're such a Squeekers.

by Sylvia Rayne February 16, 2009

Squeebie

One who enjoys the pressure jets in a hot tub just a little too much

"Bob get out of the hot tub, everyone knows you're a squeebie."

by dbug87 April 30, 2010

squeeking

see squeek

by TheTalon October 19, 2003

Squeegie Beckenhime

A name to use when you're trying to annoy those pesky telemarketers or spam mailers.

Telemarketer: Hello, is this the Smith residence.
Ms. Smith: No, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number. This is Squeegie Beckenhime.

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005

Squeegie

When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.

Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!

by Jabscanoe January 4, 2017