Squidless

Lack of the squiddy. When your life has it the biggest bottomless pit of suck. No Joy.

I can't go on my life is squidless and my hair just broke.

by Feendog May 23, 2013

Skuddle

Verb: talking with someone over Skype and using a blanket to simulate the body warmth that would be generated if you were cuddling with them in person. Portmanteau of Skype and cuddle.

Stupid ice storm, at least we can skuddle.

by lookingformyirishwalkingcape? December 6, 2013

scuddlehead

The cause of all our problems

“You know what’s the problem in this country, huh?”

Too many goddamn scuddleheads

by SyntheticShark July 7, 2022

skuddlemagoon

(1) n. a word that can be put in place of a profane word when in front of parental units or other figures of authority


(2) n. slang used for any of the bitchy whores living in room 117. especially bailey mcbride.

(3) a. word used to describe someone who has a deep passion for inflatable penises and alcohol.

(4) v. to dry hump vigorously

(1) "skuddlemagoon! i dropped my fork!"
(2) "hey, skuddlemagoon, wanna hit your back again for me tonight?"
(3) "her hanging richard made her look so skuddle-magoonish."
(4)"He skuddlemagooned my leg so hard it was raw the next day."


**note**
skuddlemagoon can be used as an intensifier as well.

ex: "SKUDDLE FUCKING MAGOON!"

by Catherine Kitchens October 18, 2008

smuddle

similar to cuddle and snuggle but "smooching" while in bed.

I wish you were here to smuddle with tonight.

by K.Nadeau April 27, 2005

Squaddle

v. to walk with one's pants and underwear pulled down, often for the purpose of obtaining toilet paper from another location. Squaddling is especially necessary if you've already begun your business in the bathroom and don't want to get the mess on your undies. It is advisable to check very carefully that no one is around before squaddling.

A: You guys, there was no toilet paper in the second stall, so I had to squaddle five stalls down before I found some!
B: Thanks for sharing that with us.

by sgbk March 15, 2011

squadle

A very tight knit group of freinds that share basically everything.

For example if a guy is crushing on a fellow squadle member you may go up to him to tell him off after words you scream "squadle out!"

by squadle03 May 28, 2016