butt squank

adj. Usually a sweaty smear or ass print left on a seat; may be fecal as well: often found on gym equipment, vinyl bus/car seats or stadium bleachers, toilet seats on hot summer days. Used as an insult. Also squank, squanky,squanked. May be spelled skwank.

1. Nervous, Jim left an enourmous butt squank on Trisha's new velvet chair.

2. The intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we'd leave our seats squanky.

3. I thought you were just a dick, but you're a butt squank as well.

by regensraincoat June 24, 2006

squandery

Squandery is a major waste of resources such as time or money.

The purchasing department has led a total squandery of company money.

by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020

Squakinkle

The tearing of the scrottum

My scrottum got caught in my zipper and now I got a squakinkle

by Kadan and joe July 3, 2018

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

squantified

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify

Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year

by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Squack one out

To jerk off until completion.

I was scrolling through insta at work and got so horny I had to squack one out in the shitter

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021