Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you will simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a teracock.

by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021

squelcher

One who walks along the beach sucking the farts out of dead seagulls

look at that squelcher

by skwelcher March 6, 2009

squance

The penis.

We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance.
Circa 1960.

by lewestogger May 29, 2009

squasher

fat women who sit on men (fully clothed) ...or not

Oprah playing squasher to Obama

by leON November 22, 2013

squanchee

When your in a siting position and liquid shit starts to pour out your ass all over your ass cheeks. And you are unable to stop it very bad

Oh no man what's happening AHHHHH. Oh man that sucks looks like u fell victim to a squanchee.

by IIV KURO VII May 3, 2022

Squanovering

The act of being sloppy, being stupid and breaking things while drunk.

There's a hole in our wall because you were squanovering last night.

by Squa July 27, 2013

SQUATCHELLA

An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018