Smooze

The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.

Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!

by Guinea Pig Freak April 29, 2006

squoze

the coolest way to show that the word squeezed is lame.

i squoze some fresh oranges and made a bunch of juice this morning!

by lwarnos October 21, 2008

Squozen

The state of the orange after the juice is removed.

Fresh-squozen orange juice is delish.

by Full Nondisclosure May 24, 2007

snooze

To take a nap, typically during the daytime hours. Usually short in length, and used to rest up before an actvity.

"I am going to take a snooze for a minute. Wake me when it's time to leave."

by Jakesie December 28, 2005

snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018

Snooze Whore

Someone who constantly abuses the snooze button in the morning.

"Why were you late again to work"

"Because I hit the snooze button for over an hour"

"You are such a snooze whore"

by Mojo R.C. January 2, 2009

snoozeboozing

the habit of hitting the snooze button in the morning, then drinking a bottle of rum, waking up to the snooze signal of your alarm clock, repeating the procedure. act of desperation.

Me: I was snoozeboozing right now..
Bas: How do you ever get by??

by MM0086 October 5, 2006