There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf
- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
by KlausBorski June 17, 2022

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by Son of TeeKay December 3, 2021

Woody: "What about the gold mine, and the cute little critters, and the dynamite? It was a great show, why cancel it?"
Stinky Pete: "Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
Woody: "I know how that feels."
Stinky Pete: "Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
Woody: "I know how that feels."
by LouBlu08 June 21, 2021

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021

by _idk_anymore_ January 18, 2021
