sporking

The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)

Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!

by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008

sporking

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

sparking

makeing out

I got Denise and Richard sparking in the living room.

by Cathy November 9, 2003

sporking

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

by Pieboyee December 14, 2010

Spunking

Spunking or Cum kiss A kiss where you share the cum, in or off your partner's mouth or lips

Spunking: A kiss where you share the cum, (semen or pussy juices) in or off your partner's or partners mouth and/or lips sometimes known as a Cum Kiss

by ToyBare January 2, 2010

Sporking

(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.

Spooning leads to sporking :)

by Wookie2007 December 19, 2010

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.

What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.

by Moon Fish May 8, 2009