stumping up

When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.

Why are you stumping up on the couch?

by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016

Slumping

Having sex or romping in a sleeping bag.

Me and jon saw two people slumping while we were walking around the campsite.

by Mrp3anut117 October 15, 2008

scumping

The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene

by Bad Bear June 6, 2003

Sumping

The activity of pubescent farmers as their fathers help them wax up their tool.

David was a natural at sumping, his father was delighted, for this meant he no longer needed to sump his own tool.

by ol' Farmer Joe October 4, 2008

stumping

Stumping : shitting into someone elses asshole. Optional : then they shit it back out.

Me and my wife did sum stumping last night , my shit was almost too soft to go into her asshole.

by Mr.Vomit666 January 26, 2011

spuming

the opposite of felching. requires a spuming pipe.

jake spumed dave for all he was worth

by McBinglebum March 19, 2005

Stumping

when an amputee sticks their stump into a female vagina or asshole

Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night

Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump

by CHEEF QUEEF November 15, 2017