spritcher

Someone who walks in on people whilst they are performing a sexual act, either by accident or on purpose.

Get out the room, man! We're in the middle of some raunchy sex. Dude, you're such a spritcher!

by Horny Dawny July 3, 2006

little spitzer

penis, male appendage, male genitalia

He got caught cheating? He shouldn't have been thinking with his little spitzer!
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)

by bethidee March 14, 2008

Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

spitzer

A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.

The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.

"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"

or

"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"

by Treasure Island April 5, 2008

Balcony Spritzer

The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.

I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars below a balcony spritzer.

by Mrylin Sprtizer January 10, 2009

spitzer

Someone who advocates against what he is, does, or believes.
Hypocrite

We didn't have naked rituals when I joined the frat like you do now, so don't be a spitzer and stop picking on Richard.

by Bob Caron March 13, 2008