Definitions by bethidee

apostrophitis 

the epidemic tendency to insert apostrophes where they do not belong

Eric has a bad case of apostrophitis- he keeps writing things like, "GREAT DEAL'S ON EVERYTHING" and "Available in 12 color's" and "He gave it back to it's owner".

apostrophitis by bethidee April 13, 2008

little spitzer

penis, male appendage, male genitalia

He got caught cheating? He shouldn't have been thinking with his little spitzer!
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)

little spitzer by bethidee March 14, 2008

Wejus Baptist

Baptist (usually Southern Baptist) preacher or church member who continually uses the phrase "we jus' (just)" in public prayer.

I knew I was in a Wejus Baptist church when the preacher droned on and on: "Father, we jus' thank you for..." and "we jus' want to say"...and "we jus' praise you" and "we jus' ask your blessing"...

Wejus Baptist by bethidee March 8, 2008