New Zealand Spritzer

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.

Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.

by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010

Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a woman is on her period and decides to fart from her vagina, or "queef", on another person's face.

"I just gave you a strawberry spritzer!"

by FancyFeast672 January 10, 2008

Spritzer

An act in which you spritz a lemon wedge in the woman’s eye before you climax.

I gave her the spritzer last night, she loved the zest.

by DrRagerr October 29, 2020

Pussy Spritzer

A drink comprising of red wine mixed with some form of energy drink

I was hanging, so I ordered a pussy spritzer -perked me right up!

by Ding Dang Do March 6, 2011

Orange Spritzer

A combination of a reverse redwing and a golden shower.

I was going down on my girl and got a bloody nose, I figured I'd pee on her and make an Orange Spritzer.

by jdman76 February 22, 2015

Chonky spritzer

A person that sprays Lysol and uses Clorox wipes on EVERYTHING because of the corona virus.

Mike keeps spraying everything with Lysol he’s such a chonky spritzer

by Tony braveoly April 6, 2020

Polish Spritzer

When a man finishes shitting, turns on the bidet, becomes so aroused that he jerks off while the bidet sprays his asshole.

Issac W. was late to training because he was giving himself a Polish Spritzer.

by KetchupDick August 15, 2022