Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth

Braxton Springer is a simp

by Boomerhater February 27, 2020

Jerry Springer

A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.

Jerry Springer kicks ass.

by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006

Jerry Springer

Term used to cover up foul words where you are not able to use foul words. Best used in a restaurant environment.

That mother Jerry Springer accused me of spitting in his food.

by trEpAz November 10, 2008

connie springer

bald

did you see connie springer today?? mann that man is bald af!!

by hisokakys April 10, 2021

Springer, NM

A small town in New Mexico.
Its population is less than 800.
It is where i hope to find me some gangsta niggas.

Person #1- Heyy. Where do you live!?
Person #2- I used to live in Las Vegas, NV.
Now i live in Springer, NM.
Person #1- What do you do there!?
Person #2- Chill with my gangsta niggas.

by peachykeenjillybean May 25, 2009

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011