super sperm

Sperm that is really powerful and likely to get a woman pregnant

Bob must have super sperm...he's only 25 and he already has 5 kids by 5 different women!

by Jessica201978 December 21, 2005

Sperm drain

A female who is on this planet to only receive the cock. She takes so much cock that her holes are just drains for sperm.

"Mary has fucked the whole team in the office"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"

by MickyHow August 30, 2013

Sperm

The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.

His sperm was in her vagina

by Dildo destroyer April 21, 2018

Sperm Tax

If a friend of you hooks up with a person you introduced him with, then he is in your debt. He owes you Sperm Tax during the time he is together with the person you introduced him to, whether only for a night or during the longterm relationship. Sperm Tax is a concept tax and in no way related to actual money or quantities of real sperm. Mostly Sperm Tax is ‘paid’ by small favors or best by finding a partner for the person.

I heard Chris is still together with Amy. He owes me a lot of sperm tax.

by glaif August 11, 2010

sperm bandit

A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.

She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.

by eClaire May 6, 2006

sperm recepticle

One who allows many men to penetrate and or ejaculate in their vagina/anus.

Tom: your mom is a sperm recepticle
Bob: fuck you Tom

by SeanH September 30, 2004

Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm

A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".

"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."

by IBTAL September 21, 2019