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clam spreading

When a girl spreads her legs apart taking up a lot of space.
I was sitting next to this girl who was clam spreading on the subway.
by joshthephotographer138 June 24, 2016
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Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.
Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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spreadd

-Verb,
An action most commonly performed on a girl within the grounds of ButterBall's Spreadd Shedd. The term was coined by ButterBall and is locally famous in the "dirty-eight-thirty" of South Central Texas. Before engaging in rough, hateful, pussy pounding intercourse; ButterBall yells out to his next innocent female victim and says, "You wanted to play with Butter, now you're gonna get spreadd!"
BigDaddy - "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

ButterBall - "She came over to the Spreadd Shedd last night to get lit and split!! BUTTA SPREADD!!"

BigDaddy - "Damn, what did you do to that poor girl? She is so messed up she wrecked her jeep on the way out of the driveway!"

ButterBall - "That's because I gave her that good D son!"
by BigDaddyTC88 June 5, 2016
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shready

The condition of being ready to shred on skis or a snowboard.
Skier 1: Are you shready?
Skier 2: Always.
by Rippin the Shit outta this! February 8, 2013
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When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.

BLUE TEXT GOES: When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.
Person 1: Ahoy, have you seen that guy on UrbDic?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I don't know man but when ghetto spread stops trending, we die.
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Management by Spreadsheet

An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.

The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.

The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009
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