super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

by timlight April 26, 2020

Women Spreading

Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.

Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
or
Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading

by Weedankers August 1, 2017

spreader

An individual that does not take precautions to mitigate the spread of disease while in public, such as not wearing a mask during the Covid-19 pandemic.

There was a group of spreaders at the park today that I gave a wide berth.

by rawratar August 14, 2020

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass

My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.

by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018

Spreading Butter

Skeeting on a girls face and spreading the ejaculate all over her face with your penis like spreading butter on toast

Yo Cudi, on my persuit of happiness bieber was totally spreading butter with usher

by YellenD August 22, 2010

spreader

A little bit like an advanced-level moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their anus to shocked onlookers.

I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.

by Matt Hindle January 22, 2004