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Jamaican Spray Tan

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Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.
Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by NotGemstar October 25, 2017
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say it don't spray it

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1. A clever rhyming phrase used to discourage someone who spits when he or she talks from spitting in your face and an attempt to make him or her enunciate more clearly.
2. A simple way to remember what to do during sexual intercourse, especially if you don't have a condom. A reminder to inform your partner you are about to ejaculate before you actually do, giving him or her the warning he or she needs to prepare. Especially necessary during heterosexual intercourse in which a pregnancy is not desired.
1. Joe: "Sseven ssilver ssnakes ssat ssneakily, ssequesstered ssoldierss-"
Monica: "Dude! Say it don't spray it!"

2. Jacob: "Honey, I don't wanna knock you up, so how're we gonna do this?"
Mary: "Just remember, say it don't spray it. I need the warning so I can stop jiggling and you can pull out in time."
by roswell51 February 2, 2008
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spray bottle

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A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.
person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!
by msTsquared March 25, 2016
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Black Spray

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Thin, viscous, frothy diarreah, which exits the anus in a conical spray pattern. The Black Spray is commonly the result of drinking numerous pints of Guinness and eating cheap greasy bar food and/or Taco Bell.

See also spray mud
I wouldn't go in there. I got a bad case of The Black Spray.
by AnonymousDrinker June 26, 2005
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Yawn Spray

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When droplets of saliva come out of your mouth when you yawn
Sorry steph for yawn spraying over you
by JP2020 March 6, 2019
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Northern Nasal Spray

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During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.
Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
by Carl Gustaf January 15, 2009
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South Beach Spray Tan

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It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.
Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.
by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012
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