Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?
Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
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