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Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.
Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013
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Splenda Daddy

A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar
My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now
by RobbSchu December 19, 2018
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splendid

-how was the sex?
-splendid!
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splendorous

Have a splendorous day!!
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splendifferous

Splendid.. super, great, awesome, etc
wow, you look splendifferous today.
by Krazy Kracker August 30, 2005
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splendiferous

a rather posh word meaning absolutely bloomin marvellous
my gosh that was splendiferous
by lord robbo August 31, 2005
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Solene

A Solene is an amazing girl, with an incredible sense of humor, an undeniable talent for acting, a great capacity to solve mathematics issues and the kindness of a four-year-old child. She is the sun in rainy days, funny anyway.
Quentin was a lonely boy, then he met Solene and became as glowing as a star in the night sky.
by camcamgomb July 12, 2014
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