Skoaldier

A follower of the Skoal Brotherhood. The most elite tobacco chewing gentlemen of the world. The flavors are of a large variety and taste like candy. Mmmm.... Skoal.

Me: What are you doing right now James?
James: Being a Skoaldier

by BigSlipp October 27, 2008

skoalpenhagen

a mix of the world's two finest chawin' tobwaccas, copenhagen and skoal

im packin the fattest chew of skoalpenhagen its juicing so much im using a 2 litter bottle as a spitta

by fresh cut May 6, 2004

wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

by Tee unit November 20, 2010

Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.

Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

by The Belk May 14, 2008

skoaltan

a combination of the words skoal and sultan used to describe one who owns large amounts of skoal products

That skoaltan packs a tin of of vanilla everyday

by Nerissa's Bro January 25, 2010

Spalon

Salon and Spa in one word.

Hey, let's go to Jack's Spalon!

by SkitMaster December 28, 2014