splunge

"It's a good idea, but maybe not, and I'm not being indecisive"

Q. What do you think?
A. Splunge

(Monty Python film sketch origin)

by Rick Alimonti September 8, 2003

splurt

Jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. It means to leave, get out, very similar to "split"

Come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.

by J-kwon November 6, 2004

splurge slap

To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.

Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good

by Captain Sock July 28, 2008

Splornge

this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.

yo, i straight up splornged on her face.

by THE #1 CREW 06 January 27, 2006

Splurdle

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009

Splund

A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists ghouls and other monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming.

Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.

Oh dear! The Splund has returned! The trap door must have been left open. In order to kill him, we must pop him with a large pin.

by Shadocat December 21, 2008

Splungry

Sooper hungry

Alex is splungry. His stomach is empty after he left night dirt on my bathroom floor.

by Rufus T. Harlemberry August 16, 2011